Planet Weirdo

TA-DAH

HELLO! Look who's here. Yes, I'm actually blogging! Don't ask me why.

No, I won't start with a lame post about my extremely outrageous life. You'll just get bored.

I red this somewhere and I can't help but say AWWWW.

ellen degeneres: well, here you are on the cover of details magazine, looking very stylish..

(female audience cheers and hoots)

ellen: and the headline reads, “ashton kutcher.. may just be the best husband in the world”.

(ashton blushes)

ashton: the key word there is.. “MAY”!

(audience and ellen laughs)

ellen: no really, but why do you think they say that? what makes you the best husband in the world?

ashton: ah, well.. you see.. its simple. i have the best wife in the world.

(everybody now.. “AAAAAWWW..”)

Don't get me wrong, I am not crushing on Ashton Kutcher. In fact, my crush here is Ellen Degeneres. Just kidding. :D