KATRINA
I'm soo sorry! I've been such a bitch lately.
Kasi kasi! Alam mo na kung bakit. :D
Don't worry, I still love you. I love you more than I love TOOT.
HAHAHAHA.
I'm so not kidding. I love my GAY friends the most. =))
And my forever original weird friend, Bianca Virina. I love you loser. =))
And to all my other friends too. You know who you are. They're too many to mention. Yuck. Yabang.
Telephone: RING RING RING RING!
Me: Hello?
Telephone: Hello, dito po ba ung SOFT DRINKS?
Me: HUH?? HINDI!!
ANAK NG TINAPA. Muka ba akong nagbebenta ng softdrinks????
Aaanyway, I've been completely attached to the internet recently.
I can't study for the Eco quiz, because I had this uncontrollable urge to go online. So ta-dah, here I am making a blog entry. I don't freakin' know why I'm online. I'm sooo... weird. Ugh. I dunno. I'm TOO weird to even function.
Eeeew, Emo-ness.
Gracia's latest entry made me cry. "But at the end of the day, we end up having only ourselves." I dunno. This line striked me like...BOOM! I think I have issues.
Speaking of Gracia... GIRL. MAPAPATAY KITA NG DI ORAS.
Therapy, anyone?
THE SABEBOY MENTAL DISORDER
Signs and Symptoms
1. Pag may kausap kami, kahit ilang beses magsalita kausap namin, WALANG NAGREREGISTER SA UTAK NAMIN. As in kahit naka eye contact ka sa kausap mo, WALA PA RIN. Ayaw mag register talagaa.
EXAMPLE:
Kanina, pumunta kaming Ateneo para kumuha ng form.
Me: Uuh, san po kukuha ng application form?
Guy: Blah blah blah RIGHT. Blah blah UP. Blah blah.
I Swear, RIGHT and UP lang naintindihan ko!! Soo… naligaw kami. =))
2. After 30 seconds mo lang magegets ung joke ng isang tao. Pag may nagcrack ng isang joke, after a while pa namin magegets. Pag nagets na namin, iba pa pagintindi namin tas papaexplain ulit kami! Then dun na namin magegets kung kailan hindi na nakakatawa! :))
EXAMPLE:
Teacher: *cracked a super corny joke*
Class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
after 1 minute and super over na ung class sa joke…
Ako: HAHAHAHAHA! OMG Funny! -explaining the joke to seatmate-
Seatmate: Huh? Hindi naman yun yung joke eh...
Ako: HUH? E di ano???
Seatmate: -explains-
After 20 seconds...
Ako: AHHH!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seatmate: Slow mo...
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Akala ko ako lang ganto ka retarded, si Janine Caboboy din pala! Hahahahaha! as in exactly the same ung disease namin! Hahaha. We're like soo retarded.
We’ll spread this virus!! Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
(Credits to Janine Caboboy for helping me with this post)
MY WEIRD FRIENDS
I swear. I have the weirdest group of friends ever. EVER.
WEIRD FRIEND # 1: GRACIA
Sa loob ng tricyle
Gracia: *tinapon ang starbucks frappe sa daan*
Gracia: Eh! NOT NOW.
During Computer class
Sir Talens: Nung bata ako, ang laruan ko trumpo, piko...
Gracia: Putek. (As in dirt-putek)
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I swear High School life won't be complete without Gracia :D
Weird Friend # 2: JOY
Lourdes: May joke ako pero mahaba eh, nakakatamad i-kwento.
Joy: Ako din meron.
Joy: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tae ka Joy. Muntik na akong mamatay.
Weird Friend # 3: RINA
Rina: Wanna have secs?
Lourdes: *WTF look*
Rina: Speak English Campaign Spontaneously
Lourdes: HAHAHAHA! Sure! We'll have S.E.C.S. all the time!
Weird Friend # 4: BIANCA AND ISSA
Lourdes: Hindi ako abot ng shower namin kasi masyado akong matangkad (Malabo-ness)
Issa: Hahahahaha! Kailanagan mo pa umikot ikot sa shower nio!
Bianca: Ay OMG. Ang sarap magshower sa Moro kasi ung shower nila asa ceiling.
Bianca Lourdes Issa: *unconsciously* WOOOHHH WOOOHH WOOOHHH!
Bianca: Minsan punta tayo dun para maligo. =))
Weird Friend # 5: PHILLINE
Line formation after recess...
Philline: 'Supp Lourdes?
Line formation after lunch...
Philline: 'Supp Lourdes? 'Supp?
Computer Period...
Philline:
SUPP SUPP SUPP SUPP!!! AYOKO NA MARINIG ANG 'SUPP. Na-hhypnotize na ako. AKOOOOO...
OOPS, wala si Kat sa list. Selos na yan. :D
JOKE lang Kat. I know I promised na hindi na kita aawayin. Pero... I.CANT.HELP. IT.
You know you love me. (And I heart you back)
See? I told you I have the weirdest friends EVER. But whatever, I love my friends to bits and pieces. :D
I'm Doomed.
I just downloaded College Entrance Tests Application Forms. Guess what. There's this section where you have to list all your achievements and extra-curricular and all that bloody crap.
AHHHHHH...
I have no achievements.
No extra-curricular.
No. No. NOOO.
I'm doom-er than doomed.
Haaay, I wonder if they'll allow Student Enrichment Groups (SEG) listed on the extra-curricular part. :)
Why do you want to study in Ateneo? Why do you want to study in Miriam? Why do you want to study in
I hate it when you're required to answer those questions. Like duhhh. How the hell am I supposed to answer that? Ateneo is a prestigious school BLAH BLAH BLAH. UGH.
Thank God UP and UST don't require you to submit personal essays. Whatever. I hope I'll pass the UPCAT and ACET but I don't expect something magical will happen. I'm pressured to study my ass off. But what if it's not worth it? I mean, I'm not THAT smart.
Thinking about college makes me so damn stressed. It's like this hypnotizing tick-tack that goes on and on and on...
Aaaanyway, back to the achievements and extra-curricular part. I think I should audition for.... I dunno, The Theresian Magazine maybe. Or wait, Theresian Chorale! HAHAHA.
Suggestions anyone?
