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Monday, March 30, 2009

Whoever said humanity is
hopeless should hear this story.



Once upon a time, there was an angel. (Itago natin sa pangalang Bless Juris Pacheco)


Angel has a really adorable 7 year old little brother. This brother had a Christian Living test asking him to mark the incorrect acts.


You get my point. Remember our nursery days? When the exams had loads of good and evil pictures? You have to put an X mark on the illustration portraying the bad stuff.


The picture was a boy and girl picking up trash.


Which is DUH, a really good thing. So the expected answer would be a check mark.


Angel’s brother marked an X on it.


The teacher asked him why.


His answer?


"Kasi po di dapat pinagpupulot ng lalaki ung babae ng basura"



Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place. :)



**Anyone who is interested to see this boy, email me at lourdestraction@yahoo.com.


KIDDING. HAHAHA. :D


Saturday, March 21, 2009

GRADUATION


Picture this.


Seniors in the covered court, rehearsing for graduation.
I'm half-asleep.


Out of the blue....


Mrs. Miranda: Si Kristo'y namatay.

Me: *panic mode* HA?? GONZ!! Sinong namatay??? Si Krystel namatay?!? *hanap krystel*




Sabi nga ni Gonz parang lagi akong nakahithit. :) Bat ba. I'm weird like that.


Feels like INSOMNIA (ah aaaaah)


I'll blog about Seniors' Night later.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009
FOR GONZ ONLY

Blogger's note: You don't have to read this. It's emo overload.

:(


Tila pinagkakaitan tayo ng tadhana.

Gusto ko lang malaman mo na naging NAPAKASAYA ng graduation practice dahil katabi kita.

Nag ccompliment and ating weirdness and insanity. Ang ating geekiness, stalker skills, chismosa skills, bitch talks, chuvaness, ohnotheydidnt, blog mania, boyfriend talk, evuuuul laits, i-have-an-opinion-about-everything.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I wish I knew how to quit you.

Nalulungkot ako kasi di na kita makakatabi. Bakit kailangan mo pang lumipat. Mababawasan ng meaning ang final days of graduation ko.


Ang masakit pa dun. Nag away pa tayo kanina. Utang na loob, mas mahal kita sa pinsan mo. Gonz mahal kita sobra!


*iyak*


Ako na ung papalakpakan sa graduation. Sa totoo lang, mas gugustuhin ko pang maging katabi kita kaysa mapalakpakan. Oo, medyo pangarap ko mapalakpakan. Pero alam mo un? Panandaliang aliw lang iyon. Pag katabi kita, juskopo. Pakamatay saya.



Nagmamahal, minamahal, at mamahalin.

Lourdes.


THE GEEKY DORK



Wanna know what I'm doing?



RESEARCH


ABOUT?


*drum roll*


Sweaty. Palms.


I know I'm lame. But it's been my problem for YEARS. And I feel bad for my future boyfriend. I don't want him holding sweaty hands. So eew.

According to my research:


THERE IS NO CURE FOR IT.


Unless you count surgery. Yeah dude, SURGERY. They have this thing called Intophoresis (SAY WHUT?) which I totally don't understand. And I highly doubt its existence in the Third World.


Ask Filipinos about the cure for sweaty palms, and they'll tell you "IHIAN MO LANG YAN".


No waaaaaaaaaaaaay. I'm not that desperate. Wait. Maybe I'll think about it. :)


Anyway, this is the reason why I have sweaty palms:

"Your nervous system is over active and your heart is beating too fast. Another reason is that your metabolism is going too fast."

Source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/looking-for-a-home-cure-to-cure-your-sweaty-palms.html


I eat a lot and I don't get fat. I'm still stick thin despite my monstrous food cravings.


So my contrapasso is: SWEATY PALMS.


I get it now.


This basically means I need balance in my life.


I can eat like there's no tomorrow but I have to deal with sweaty palms.



I'm so sorry future boyfriend. Oh well. I know you'll love me anyway. :)


XOXO


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

A Night To Remember



Kung roller coaster ang emotions, naka 10 na sakay ako sa Space Shuttle.


I AIN'T EXAGGERATING.


Why do I always make the same stupid mistakes?


WHEN WILL I EVER LEARN.


Confession, anyone?

Saturday, March 14, 2009

LOOK WHAT I FOUND


See that little girl in her splendid ocean-y dress?

That's Monique Lhuiller, the Filipino designer. She's super famous in Hollywood's fashion scene. Anyway, this picture got me thinking...



ARE FILIPINOS REALLY THAT SMALL?



Damn. Maybe I should think twice about marrying imported guys. Oops, I mean GUY.



Monday, March 9, 2009

FIERCE

Gayness overload.






Move over, Charice Pampengco.



I swear to god you
should watch this.


HIMATAY-TAWA-LAGLAG-GILAGID MOMENT.



Sunday, March 8, 2009

FOUR YEARS
IN THE MAKING


THE WEIRD ONES
Bea, Lourdes, Gian, Bianca.



FINALLY. Natuloy din tayo. :)) We've learned our lesson: never plan our movie dates.


Even if:


It took us forever to wait for Bianca and Bea. Hello, latecomers.

The movie we watched is somehow retarded. (I enjoyed it,I swear.)

I was super duper noisy inside the movie house. Sorry I couldn't stop making side comments. HAHA.

Gian and I missed the "most important" scenes. :P


I ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY. :)) Nothing beats our weirdness. Oops mali, MY weirdness. :)) HINDI WALA. WEIRD KAYONG LAHAT. :))


SORRY I HAD TO GO HOME EARLY.


Let's go out again, shall we? Jonas Brothers 3D movie naman. HAHAHA. :))


I LOVE YOU GUYS! *POWERHUG*


P.S. STANDING UP ISN'T EASY. :))

Wednesday, March 4, 2009
I can not believe this.



ALAM NIYO BANG P1O NA ANG COKE SAKTO???



Oh God. Recession. I can feel you now.




KAT! Look what I found. I know you'll like this.


Kat, stop being paranoid. JUST DO IT.



"What happened? Why didn't they work out?
What always happens: Life."

-500 Days of Summer


I can't wait to watch this movie.


HELLO RANDOMNESS AT ITS FINEST.


I better study now.


Tata.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009
SCREW RELIGION


This is absolutely pointless. There is NO WAY I'm gonna memorize the entire 1st to 4th quarter lessons in one night.

TLE makes more sense.


No wait. David Archuleta makes even more sense. His latest single is a super fall in love moment.
I hate the way I don't hate the song.

I'm Proud to say I'm "done" with Economics. Goodbye, Zaraspe.

Now what?

WAH. IYAK.


[EDIT] Therese Manuel is so annoying. I discovered we shared a common love for David Archuleta Baby. She asked me to download this AMAZEEENG song. And guess what?? NOW I'M DOWNLOADING THE ENTIRE ALBUM!


Sunday, March 1, 2009
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.


STUPID. MORON.


LET GO OF FEAR. IT'S YOUR DOOM.


FOR ONCE STOP THINKING ABOUT NOBODY BUT YOURSELF.


LET GO. LET GO. LET GO.


IT'S TOO LATE.


What do you get when you did the evil act of two timing?



NOTHING.



You get nothing.


You know you love me
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