THE SABEBOY MENTAL DISORDER
Signs and Symptoms
1. Pag may kausap kami, kahit ilang beses magsalita kausap namin, WALANG NAGREREGISTER SA UTAK NAMIN. As in kahit naka eye contact ka sa kausap mo, WALA PA RIN. Ayaw mag register talagaa.
EXAMPLE:
Kanina, pumunta kaming Ateneo para kumuha ng form.
Me: Uuh, san po kukuha ng application form?
Guy: Blah blah blah RIGHT. Blah blah UP. Blah blah.
I Swear, RIGHT and UP lang naintindihan ko!! Soo… naligaw kami. =))
2. After 30 seconds mo lang magegets ung joke ng isang tao. Pag may nagcrack ng isang joke, after a while pa namin magegets. Pag nagets na namin, iba pa pagintindi namin tas papaexplain ulit kami! Then dun na namin magegets kung kailan hindi na nakakatawa! :))
EXAMPLE:
Teacher: *cracked a super corny joke*
Class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
after 1 minute and super over na ung class sa joke…
Ako: HAHAHAHAHA! OMG Funny! -explaining the joke to seatmate-
Seatmate: Huh? Hindi naman yun yung joke eh...
Ako: HUH? E di ano???
Seatmate: -explains-
After 20 seconds...
Ako: AHHH!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seatmate: Slow mo...
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Akala ko ako lang ganto ka retarded, si Janine Caboboy din pala! Hahahahaha! as in exactly the same ung disease namin! Hahaha. We're like soo retarded.
We’ll spread this virus!! Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
(Credits to Janine Caboboy for helping me with this post)
