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Saturday, January 24, 2009
THE JOKES THAT LAUNCHED A

THOUSAND SHIPS


Outbound is not outbound without the corny jokes.

And OMG. I was seriously laughing my ass off yesterday. I can't believe how insanely funny the Lakbays' jokes were.


1. Crystal ball ka ba?

Kasi I can see my future in you.


2. Knock knock (Who's there?)

OBAMA!

Obama who?

OBAMA self. (All By Myself)


3. Knock knock (Who's there?)

Dina Bonivie!

Dina Bonivie who?

Dina Bonivie my lover. (If you wanna be my lover)


4. Na traffic ka ba?

Kasi I can't move on.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :))




PERO ITO TALAGA UNG SUPER BENTA NA PICK UP LINE:

Joy Siriban: Bumbero ba tatay mo?

Lourdes: Oo.

HAHAHAHA. BUMBERO NAMAN KASI TALAGA EH. :))


Ok. Feeling ko walang matatawa sa benta-est joke. :))


I had the time of my life yesterday. I really did. Let's all hope and pray that I'll compose a more decent post later.


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